10 Truths About Your Favorite Fintwit Trading Guru

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The democratization of trading and investing through apps such as Robinhood has brought with it a swathe of fake traders and other lowlifes. Here at The Stonk Market we have compiled a list of 10 truths about your favorite fintwit trading guru.

DISCLAIMER: They get more serious as you scroll down…

  1. Your favorite fintwit trading guru learned technical analysis at a young age in Microsoft Paint.
  2. Your favorite fintwit trading guru thinks an earnings call is the same as a margin call.
  3. Your favorite fintwit trading guru draws 200 lines on a chart to substitute for a lack of friends.
  4. Your favorite fintwit trading guru catfishes people on tinder to convince them to join their forex signals.
  5. Your favorite fintwit trading guru uses 100 different momentum indicators but doesn’t know how beta is calculated.
  6. Your favorite fintwit trading guru thinks an earnings call is the same as a margin call.
  7. Your favorite fintwit trading guru draws squiggles on charts because they don’t know how to find a company’s 10K.
  8. Your favorite fintwit trading guru makes $2,000 a day with 15 minutes work and sells a course on how to do the same for just $50.
  9. Your favorite fintwit trading guru preys on unsuspecting retail guys who don’t know any better.
  10. Your favorite fintwit trading guru is a lowlife loser pretending to trade online for validation and attention.

We would like to dedicate this post to all the fake traders, gurus and lowlifes who prey on vulnerable retail investors because they do not have the intelligence to make money in the markets themselves.

 



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