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Lottery winner arrested after releasing 145,987 snakes at his former work

A Florida man was arrested for buying 145,987 snakes and releasing them at his former work, only two days after he won $46 million dollars in the lottery.

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Snakes and lottery don’t go together. Maybe snakes and Indiana Jones. Or snakes on a plane. But when a Florida man won the lottery, snakes and the lottery may be the next new hit thing.

Jordan Jones was just a regular man. He worked a regular job as a bagger at a local grocery store. Everything in his life was mundane. That is until he won the lottery.

“I never played the lottery before, Jordan told local news authorities. I was convinced by my friend at work that I should buy a ticket for shits-and-giggles. Who knows maybe I could win?”

And winning is what Jordan did. $46 million dollars. Say that again. $46 million dollars.

As any lottery winner would do, Jordan bought a new car, purchased a brand new $2 million-dollar house and quit his job. But before he quit his job, you will be shocked at what he did.

Jordan decided to get back at his job. The pay was subpar. He was treated like a cog in the machine. He was never going to get a promotion. To get back at his job Jordan bought 145,987 snakes and released them at his work.

“Don’t ask me how I got 145,987 snakes into my work unnoticed,” Jordan told us from his jail cell.

When the employees at the grocery store showed up the next day it was snakes galore. There were snakes on the floor. Snakes in the food. Even snakes crawling on the cashier register.

One lady screamed when she saw the snakes. Another pulled out a gun and started to shoot the snakes. A crazy local Florida man even started to pick up snakes and eat them.

While all of this was happening, Jordan was standing outside of the store laughing like a crazed maniac.

Legend has it the grocery store was planning Snakes on a Plane by Cobra Starship by the time the authorities arrived.

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