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Anti-vax mom attacks doctor with left tit when son is vaccinated

Merica – An anti-vax mom recently made headlines in a rather disturbing fashion. According to very reliable sources, the nutty anti-vax mom went completely nuts and attacked the doctor who vaccinated her son with her left tit. Yes, her left tit. The Stonk Market Breaking News team investigated the situation with caution and disbelief.

We arrived at the local doctor’s office a quickly as we could. When we got on scene, the doctor’s office looked like a tornado hit it. There were torn up magazines all over the waiting room. Chairs were flipped upside down. A lady was crying in the corner holding her distressed child. Even the receptionist was balling – and had a black eye.

When we peaked around the corner into the doctor’s office, we saw the head doctor sitting on the floor with his head between his knees – sobbing. He told us he was just trying to do his job. All he wanted from his profession was to protect people from deadly viruses. The only thing he did was give a toddler vaccine shots to protect him from HIV, hepatitis, HPV, the flu, pneumonia and the black death. When the child’s mother found out about the vaccines all hell broke loose.

“The child didn’t even cry,” the doctor said weeping. “He got his shots like a champ and went out to see his mother with a smile on his face and a Popsicle in his hands. When the mother found out he was vaccinated she damn near turned into Godzilla and torn this place up like it was that tiny town in Japan called Tokyo.”

The mother was reported to have screamed a deadly scream when she found out her son got vaccinated. The scream was similar to the sound of a siren – the harking of harpies.  Before anyone in the doctor’s office could console her, she flipped out and started throwing chairs.

“I thought she knew her son was getting vaccinated,” the receptionist at the front desk stated. “I’m not sure what she thought her son was there for? She even signed the forms to get him vaccinated.”

When the head doctor who vaccinated her son told her to calm down the mom looked the doctor in the eyes and shouted obscenities about autism. She then pulled out her left tit and started to beat the doctor with it.

“I was actually turned on for a hot second,” the lead doctor stated. “Her left tit looked pretty nice…until she started to beat me with it.”

The angered mom whipped and swung her left tit around like King Kong swung his dick out of his pants when he had to pee really bad. Her left tit did real damage to the doctor’s office. It was like an atomic bomb went off when the left tit came-a-swinging.

When the doctor’s office was completely destroyed by the angered mom’s left tit, the mom screamed how her child is going to get autism now and stormed out of the office.

To make matters worse, the angry mom posted in her anti-vax Facebook group – where all of the other psycho moms with no jobs or education go – and has led a campaign against the doctor’s office who vaccinated her son. Protesting anti-vax moms have been standing outside of the doctor’s office for 17 days now – not letting anyone in. If someone tries to go inside of the doctor’s office, the nutty antivax moms whip out their tits and beat the person with them. There have been 54 deaths by tits already.

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