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Come back to Best Friends

This Tribute to one of the Best Friends ever is meant to be hummed along to the song Come Back to Texas (Ohio) by Bowling for Soup…..

…..

Long said he needed a break

A little time to think

But then he went to Cleveland

With some guy named Leland

That he met on Craigslist

 

There’s nothing wrong with Midwest

Except the snow and the rain

I really like John Wayne Gacy

And I’d love to see that shithole called “Flint”

 

So when you’re done doing whatever

And when you’re through doing whoever

You know Best Friends will be right here waiting for you….

 

Come back to Best Friends

It’s just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your Asianess

And forget all about the Nudie Pics

There’s a seat for you at the head of the group

And I’ve got all of Baby’s Doll’s Nudes Saved

Besides Chuck Finley is Zach Regula anyway

 

I think I made a mistake

It’s not that easy to take

Long posted spam picture of Trump

Then Facebook decided to delete

Guess I’ll sit here and wait

 

For Long to come back to Best Friends (I’d wish you come back to Best Friends)

It shouldn’t take very long (so long so long)

I bet Long misses the Blue Undies

And Chuck Finley’s dick pics but I could be wrong

 

So when you’re done doing whatever

And when you’re through doing whoever

You know Best Friends will be right here waiting for you….

 

Come back to Best Friends

It’s just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your Asianess

And forget all about the Nudie Pics

There’s a seat for you at the head of the group

And I’ve got all of Baby Doll’s Nudes Saved

Besides Chuck Finley is Zach Regula anyway

 

Baby Doll wants you back

Chuck Finley wants you back

Trent’s Buttplug wants you back

And Kayla Elly’s twins want you back (la la la la)

And Dildo Licking Slime wants you back (la la la la)

And ALB wants you back

 

I got a premonition

I’m taking a petition

And the whole state’s gonna sign

 

Come back to Best Friends

It’s just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your Asianess

And forget all about the Nudie Pics

There’s a seat for you at the head of the group

And I’ve got all of Baby Doll’s Nudes Saved

 

Come back to Best Friends

It’s just not the same since you went away

Before you lose your Asianess

And forget all about the Nudie Pics

There’s a seat for you at the head of the group

And I’ve got all of Baby Doll’s Nudes Saved

Besides Chuck Finley is Zach Regula anyway

 

Besides Chuck Finley is Zach Regula anyway

Besides Chuck Finley is Zach Regula anyway

 

Yeah!

 

 

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