Squid Game

Netflix reports Americans overwhelmingly love the gratuitous violence in the new Korea-based hit series, Squid Games, but can’t reconcile how something good can include so few white people.

“I ain’t seen one blonde with big boobs yet at all and how come their voices don’t match up with their lips when they talkin, too?” Billy Bob from Oklahoma asked Stonk News in a recent interview. Only time I seen a movie like this before, they was jumping an kicking the whole time – what they call that? Kang Fu?”