I didn’t make my billions. I never started a business or patented a new invention. I was born into this life and I didn’t choose it, it chose me. I am a very slim minority in this country, underrepresented, hated, and now the money my parents gave me is being taken from me by reddit collusion.
All I hear in the news is “tax the rich and give to the poor” and “Hold the line against the Melvin Capital.” My entire net worth is managed by Melvin. I have lost over 50% of what I owned, and have almost become just a millionaire.
Who would not hate the idea of having their identity stolen. I am a billionaire, imagine someone officially revoking your citizenship and claiming you do not belong in your home country. Becoming a millionaire would be devastating. I would not know who I am anymore.
These last two weeks have pushed me to the edge. I am unable to cover the cost of my multiple mistresses jewelry desires, I have sold 4 of my Rolls Royces, and my fifth home is now too expensive for me to renovate. I am basically destitute.
This may not seem so bad for those of you reading, but I have never known what it is like to not have money. I don’t know how you all do it. The thought of owning one home, or one car, is unthinkable to me. I would feel trapped. I had to buy angus beef and not wagyu recently to host my dinner party, and my father called me a “lowly peasant piece of sh*t.”
You don’t understand the pressure I am under in the billionaire community. I downgraded to a G5 private jet, and my favorite mistress left me for Bezos’ cousin. I got cucked by Bezos’ extended family, a man who is only successful by affiliation, because WSB Chairman decided he wanted to lead a peasant uprising.
Please, stop this attack on me because I was forced into wealth. I did not choose how I grew up, cut me some slack and allow me to continue owning my 400 foot yacht. I do not know what I would do without my things. I do not live in comfort, I am constantly attacked by a need to keep appearances, play in super-high roller poker games, and eat ice cream with gold flakes on it. Becoming a millionaire will shock me to my very core.
– Max Greene, Oppressed Billionaire
