I am learning my best to trade stonks so I can be financially independent (means lots of money )
Alabama – A school bus driver made local news after putting his entire retirement into Tesla, Inc. (TSLA). The bus driver has convinced the rest of his co-workers to go all in […]
Wall Street – A genius Wall Street analyst at a top hedge fund just realized that every stock in the market is a multi-bagger if he uses a 1% discount rate in […]
Fifteen reasons why we should tax the poor. There are hundreds of reasons but these are the best. Poor people are already poor to begin with. It doesn’t matter if we tax […]
San Francisco – The worst nightmare a bitcoin or cryptocurrency investor came true last night when their three-year-old son accidently spent all his bitcoin on a Russian Prostitute. The man we spoke […]
Midland, Texas – An oil and gas company headquartered in Midland, Texas has already declared bankruptcy six times this year. Five times in one year was the record in 1985. Six times […]
Wall Street – A Wall Street analyst at a prominent investment bank has called in sick with the Coronavirus. As funny – or disingenuous as it sounds, the Wall Street analyst is […]
An earnings call nightmare. At least that is what everyone and their mothers on Wall Street is calling it. And what a complete disaster it was. On January 24th, 2020, Bariatric Lavatory […]
Florida – A Florida Man recently read a well-known investment book called The Intelligent Investor. After reading this tome of a book, the Florida Man took it upon himself and shorted Tesla […]
The general consensus among the libertarian regime regarding negative interest rates has been, well how do I put it…negative. Most of the die-hard libertarians I frequent to bars with, discuss the negative […]
