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Granny Capital Management Investor Deck
Eloise Williams
I am learning my best to trade stonks so I can be financially independent (means lots of money )
Genius Wall Street Analyst realizes every stock is a multi-bagger with a 1% discount rate
Wall Street – A genius Wall Street analyst at a top hedge fund just realized that every stock in the market is a multi-bagger if he uses a 1% discount rate in […]
15 reasons why we should tax the poor
Fifteen reasons why we should tax the poor. There are hundreds of reasons but these are the best. Poor people are already poor to begin with. It doesn’t matter if we tax […]
Man accidentally spends entire bitcoin fortune on Russian Prostitute from the dark web
San Francisco – The worst nightmare a bitcoin or cryptocurrency investor came true last night when their three-year-old son accidently spent all his bitcoin on a Russian Prostitute. The man we spoke […]
Oil and Gas Company has already Declared Bankruptcy 6 times in 2020
Midland, Texas – An oil and gas company headquartered in Midland, Texas has already declared bankruptcy six times this year. Five times in one year was the record in 1985. Six times […]
Burnt out Wall Street Analyst calls in sick with Coronavirus
Wall Street – A Wall Street analyst at a prominent investment bank has called in sick with the Coronavirus. As funny – or disingenuous as it sounds, the Wall Street analyst is […]
Sell Side Analyst gets upset on earnings call…doesn’t say “nice quarter guys”
An earnings call nightmare. At least that is what everyone and their mothers on Wall Street is calling it. And what a complete disaster it was. On January 24th, 2020, Bariatric Lavatory […]
Florida Man goes bankrupt shorting Tesla, fills car with human poop and throws feces at pedestrians
Florida – A Florida Man recently read a well-known investment book called The Intelligent Investor. After reading this tome of a book, the Florida Man took it upon himself and shorted Tesla […]
How I used negative interest rates to build the biggest brothel in the Netherlands
The general consensus among the libertarian regime regarding negative interest rates has been, well how do I put it…negative. Most of the die-hard libertarians I frequent to bars with, discuss the negative […]