This Tribute to one of the Best Friends ever is meant to be hummed along to the song Come Back to Texas (Ohio) by Bowling for Soup….. ….. Long said he needed […]
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Eloise Williams
I am learning my best to trade stonks so I can be financially independent (means lots of money )
Meet the woman who has had explosive diarrhea for over 15 years
Merica – An anonymous woman claims to have had explosive diarrhea for over 17 years. Her explosive diarrhea has had extremely negative impacts on her life. This is her story… Meet Daffodil […]
Naked Florida Man tries to steal the Declaration of Independence with squirt guns filled with alligator pee
Florida – A naked Florida Man tried to steal the Declaration of Independence this morning from a national grocery chain. The Florida Man held up the national grocery chain with super soakers […]
Midwest Farmer drinks horse semen for good luck
Merica – A Midwest farmer told a local newspaper that he drinks one gallon of horse semen per day for good luck. The farmer disclosed that he “milks” several horses a day […]
Anti-vax mom attacks doctor with left tit when son is vaccinated
Merica – An anti-vax mom recently made headlines in a rather disturbing fashion. According to very reliable sources, the nutty anti-vax mom went completely nuts and attacked the doctor who vaccinated her […]
A Florida Man robs a bank with hot dogs and a doubled headed dildo named “Matthew”
Florida – A Florida Man attempted to rob a bank in the Panhandle today due to his hate of the Federal Reserve. The Florida Man strapped 50 hotdogs to his naked chest […]
Florida man has sex with multiple stuffed animals in Target
Florida – A Florida man was arrested Tuesday for having sex with Olaf from the movie “Frozen” inside of a Target. Cody Meader, otherwise known as Florida Man, humped a stuffed animal […]
Naked Vaseline covered Florida man streaks through mall and takes dump in cash register
Florida – A naked Florida man covered in Vaseline was caught running through a mall in the Southern Florida area this afternoon. The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren […]
Woman arrested for breastfeeding in public
Alabama – A local Alabama mother was arrested this afternoon for breast feeding in public. She is being held in a local Alabama jail for exposing herself in public. A local Alabama […]
Florida Man looking for woman to eat (Craigslist)
This is a crazy one folks (and actually real). We found this surfing Craigslist in Miami, Florida. Here is a screenshot of the posting. And here is the link. We wrote out […]