As Russian troops start to withdraw from the boarder of the Ukraine, Biden becomes very emotional during his speech. Biden was praying for war. “In this troubled economy the only way to bounce back is by drafting everybody who still can’t find work” stated the President today.
The president then went on to say “I hope there is violence in Canada as well. This would be great for the economy”. He then stumbled off stage scratching his butt while starring at the Vice Presidents hooters.