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Milwaukee, WI – Early today, Bill Clinton shoved his hand (and most of his arm) up Joe Biden’s butt and began using him as a puppet at this years Democratic National Convention.

In a shocking twist, the Democrats promptly nominated the pair as their party’s presidential nominee, citing, “two rich white male senior citizens are better than one”.

The two join Kamala Harris in a battle against incumbent Donald Trump, and are being touted as the “Democratic Threesome”, to which Bill Clinton responded, “Niceeeee”.

Reported by Bill McFarlend