Burger Queen

Trying to save itself from the botched PR move it made this morning with its reckless tweet, Burger King, rebranded to Burger Queen this afternoon. “We have decided to get rid of or very sexist logo, Daniel Schwartz, CEO stated. “Our old logo reminds us of the days when we used to tweet out stuff about how women belong in the kitchen. We have put that behind us and are in a new world of inclusion.”

Not only has the logo changed but the menu has changed as well. Instead of a Whopper Sandwich, it is now called a Petite Lady. And instead of handing out King Crowns the franchise will now hand out Queen Crowns and tampons. “We are doing everything in our power to be more inclusive and sensitive.”