The economic landscape has been a battle ground between the proverbial bull and bear this entire year. Sometimes the stock market rallies. Sometimes there is red across the board. It seems like […]
A genius toddler has recently started a hedge fund at his daycare. This makes him the youngest person to ever start a hedge fund. According to the daycare supervisor, the genius toddler […]
Wall Street – a notoriously evil hedge fund manager has found a new tax loophole that effectively allows his hedge fund to steal directly from the poor. We met with the evil […]
Wall Street – A well known bitcoin expert has recently stated that he thinks that bitcoin will hit $100,000 by the end of the year. This is not a joke… The bitcoin […]
Wall Street – Prominent hedge fund manager, Gary Goldstein – from GoldSlice Capital Partners – admitted that he has no idea what he is doing. “The stock market has always confused the […]
A Florida Man recently raised $10 billion in capital for his newly found hedge fund: Wohl Capital Management. Funds were raised from elderly individuals in the Boca Raton, Florida area. Sources claim […]
Investing in large cap stocks is completely asinine, total tomfoolery and the function of irrational. Harsh, I know, but I stand behind those words – and let’s be honest for a minute […]
The stock market reversed its previous losses from yesterday’s ‘September’ disaster. The DOW was up 0.91%. The S&P 500 was up 1.08% The Nasdaq was up a whopping 1.30%. Gold barley eked […]
The first market trading day in September ended quickly in a bloody fashion. The DOW was down -1.08%. The S&P 500 was down -0.69%. The Nasdaq was down -1.11%. Safe haven assets […]
It’s been a while since I wrote anything. I could come up with numerous reasons why my writing pared back – I am working too much, I am doing too many drugs, […]
