A Florida Man recently raised $10 billion in capital for his newly found hedge fund: Wohl Capital Management. Funds were raised from elderly individuals in the Boca Raton, Florida area. Sources claim […]
A man who was in a coma for over 30 years woke up this afternoon. Loved ones who haven’t spoke to him decades were ecstatic. The doctors were surprised. Experts thought he […]
A local Florida Man (know for excess drinking and drug use) in his small community of other Florida Men got high on bath salts last night and went nutso. It all started […]
A Florida man was arrested today for printing over a thousand pictures of Yanet Garcia’s butt in a local Office Depot. Local Office Depot employees state, “a man in a long, […]
A Florida man was arrested for buying 145,987 snakes and releasing them at his former work, only two days after he won $46 million dollars in the lottery. Snakes and lottery don’t […]
Major news sources around the world – CBS, Fox, CNN, etc. – are having a ball over the recent news surrounding Donald Trump Jr. No, it doesn’t have to do with the […]
Wow is all we can say. Apparently overnight Russian hackers hacked the phones of ten noteworthy people, finding pictures of them with black faces. Fucking hackers is all we can say. Russian […]
Remember the unnerving original Ray J and Kim Kardashian sex tape? “How could I ever forget that”, I bet you’re saying? When I watched it I spent the next six hours puking […]
Purgatory – Last night a group of wild Christian women blew up an abortion clinic in western Nevada. The group of Christians called Angry Christians Against Dead Babies is run by a faction of devout […]
Yanet Garcia, you may know her as that sexy weather girl. Or that Latino babe with an ass so big, when Yanet turns a corner the ass turns a corner a few […]
