Cathie Wood Short

In an unprecedented move, legendary stock picker Cathie Wood, stated she has began to short her own ETF, Ark Innovation.

“To hedge my tech bets, I have initiated a large short against my own ETF. The risk/reward is quiet attractive here and I will continue to accumulate additional shorts. My price target is negative $4,000.”

Long time bear, Mark Spiegel was seen celebrating this victory by wiping poo and pee over his naked body while screaming into the void about Elon Musk being a fraud.