The CDC made a breaking announcement today urging citizens to put a mask on their plastic bag before filling it up with gasoline.

“If you are going to fill up a plastic bag with gasoline please remember to put a mask on the plastic bag. In fact, wrap three or four masks around the bag just to be safe. We are trying to prevent the spread of COVID here people!”

Americans have been in full panic mode this week given the CPI numbers released showing inflation is here, coupled with the Colonial Pipeline hack which disrupted the Southeast oil supply.

One American was seen filling the back of his pickup truck with gasoline. Another was seen filling cans and paper bags up with gasoline. Even one lady told her grandson to open his mouth so she could fill him up.