1. Never be afraid to show how much you make.
  2. Always wear the best glasses, if glasses make your eyes are huge, she will put out.
  3. Make sure she hates crypto before you diss it.
  4. If she loves crypto say something like “to the moon”. She will put out.
  5. Discuss your stocks during dinner. Chicks love this.
  6. Shake your gizzard neck to get her wet.
  7. Tell them you know Buffett. If they don’t know Warren just say you were talking about Jimmy.
  8. If she doesn’t put out, give her a large amount of money.
  9. No means yes.
  10. Be yourself 🙂