Jeffrey Epstein's address book

CNBC Producers were slightly embarrassed Friday as it became known that they had accidentally been using Jeffrey Epstein’s address book as the invitation list for regular TV contributors.

Recent appearances on CNBC by good friends and frequent Island-Vacation buddies of the noted pedophile include Larry Summers (Harvard Business school professor and former economic advisor to Presidents Clinton and Obama), Microsoft founder Bill Gates, and Apollo Global Management Chairman Leon Black.

CNBC Producers gave the following statement, “Oops! Well, could have happened to any of us, old Jolly Jeff Epstein had access to all of our address books!”