Exciting news today was just announced when Disney, normally known for their theme parks and children’s entertainment shows and movies surprisingly announced a new “Adult friendly” channel.
Disney CEO Bob Chapek said the move “makes a lot of sense” as many of the Disney executives are huge fans and frequent users of other adult channels and sites, not to mention many parents who travel to their theme parks have requested a “more romantic time away” while their spoiled children are standing 45 minutes in line to ride the teacups.
Chapek also said “the ability to have porn stars sign new movie contracts with Disney themes will be a huge boost to earnings and cash flow.”
Chapek also announced that for the debut of the new channel, they will pay homage to August Ames with a 24 hour showing of her greatest hits, who Chapek considers “the greatest there ever was, and the greatest there ever will be.”
In addition Disney plans to hire Johnny Sins to play Pinocchio and Mia Khalifa to play princess Jasmine