SpaceX Grimes

Smiling from ear to ear, Elon Musk was reported to have put his late wife Grimes in the now exploded SpaceX rocket as a way to file for divorce. “I forgot to make Grimes sign a prenup when we got married because you know, weed brownies,” Musk stated. “Since I was getting sick of her I felt the best way to get rid of her was to make her go boom boom bye bye in my rocket ship.”

The SpaceX Mars prototype rocket ship was launched over South Texas this afternoon. The launch was successful until three minutes after the landing when it exploded on the landing pad.

“Where the white women at,” Elon tweeted from his twitter account seconds after the explosion. “DMs open, ASL,” went a follow on tweet.