Elon Musk wasn’t hacked, he just ate weed brownies

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California – Elon Musk took to the social media platform Twitter today and posted odd statements including how he thought Tesla stock was overvalued.  This isn’t the first time Elon has posted  comments on Twitter and likely won’t be the last.  Many have speculated that Elon’s account may have gotten hacked.  But with the time lapse since the original tweet stating, “I am selling almost all physical possessions. Will own no house.”  It is highly unlikely that Elon’s account was hacked.  On the contrary, the simple explanation to these absurd tweets is that Elon likely ate too many of his grandmothers weed brownies.  Grandmother Elon is known for cooking some of the dankest weed brownies around.  These brownies are known to knock even the strongest 420 blaze it bros straight to the ground.  One bite of a brownie and you will be dazed and confused.  So don’t worry Tesla bulls.  Elon will come down from his weed trip later this evening.  As for Tesla stock?  The valuation is likely to continue to drop as literally no one is buying cars anymore.

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