I (Senator Eloise Williams) set out for an exclusive interview with a recently troubled Robinhood user and proclaimed day trader, Caleb Not a virgin (@CalebNotaVirgin).

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And just like that, I had a response. I wasted no time asking the hard-hitting questions we all want to know.

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…Caleb actually sent me a picture of himself. Alive and well. I’m no journalism law expert, so in no way will I be posting his face just for a couple laughs incase his mom sees this. I already feel awkward having the picture in my DM’s.



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