Wall Street has decided that Walmart is now a FAANG stock.  “We have decided to include Walmart into the FAANG category,” Jerry Goldsmith of Goldman Sachs stated.  “Now that Walmart owns an unprofitable tech business they have become a treasured FAANG stock.”

With Walmart now considered a FAANG stock, Wall Street has decided to rename the FAANG stocks WANG stocks.  

“The entire stock market has become a meme and this will solidify what a joke the market is even further,” Jerry Goldsmith stated.

The Fed continued to dump trillions of dollars from helicopters onto the poors.  The poors blindly bought more fractional shares Tesla at $2,500 hoping they will be able to retire in a year.