Vaccine

Meta, formally know as Facebook, released a feature that allows you to detect who is vaccinated around you. It lets the user enter in all their required information regarding vaccination status including the type of shot and number of jabs they have received. This feature is great for users who want to know who may not be truthful about their vaccination status.

The company is taking it even one step further to ensure the safety of its users. It will also let you detect how many individuals a person has encounter throughout the day. The feature will then give you an accurate threat level of COVID exposure. Zuckerberg said he was overwhelmed by the success of the feature and cannot wait for personal freedoms to be taken away.

He said in a statement “I am more than excited. We are one step closer to a world where you have no privacy whatsoever. Everybody everywhere should know your actions and what you do throughout the day”.

Zuckerberg was then spotted shoving BBQ sauce down his pants while with his hot Asian wife.