Federal Reserve Bears

The Federal Reserve is looking for new, innovative ways to keep the American economy booming without printing even more money. In a board meeting each Federal Chairman proposed an idea that would be voted on.

A few popular runner ups included making USD a cryptocurrency, giving every American between the ages of 13-24 a free share of AMC but were ultimately passed on. The idea with the most votes was to release a promotional campaign calling bears, those who are short the market or a stock mentally ill homosexuals. The Federal Reserves hopes these ads will encourage more buying than selling pressure causing a infinite loop of unlimited market gains.