Hedgeye Steals John Rich’s Profile Picture; gains 600 pounds

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In what came as a shocking revelation on Twitter, Daryl Jones aka Jonesy from Hedgeye “accidentally” tripped and stole John Rich’s tweet on Moderna.

But what came next was even more shocking.  According to sources, Jonesy stole to John W.B. Rich (Wealthy) profile picture and changed his Twitter handle to ‘The Real John W.B. Rich (Extra Wealthy)’.

“I had no idea what was going on,” the original John Rich stated.  All of a sudden I saw another fat balding old man tweeting hilarious things.  I didn’t know what to do so I changed my name and profile picture.”

The original John Rich said the moment he changed his profile picture he lost 325 pounds and started eating a salad.  “I couldn’t believe it.  I’m so thankful for this Hedgeye doofus.  The 56 Wendy’s burgers in front of me changed into a salad and my 80 inch waist pants fell right off of me.  Even my wife noticed and gave me a look I haven’t seen since 1945.”

On the other hand, rumors are Jonesy has gained 600 pounds and is now addicted to stuffing Wendy’s patties in his mouth.  Rumors are he is already on his fifth triple bypass surgery.

 



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