Janet Yellen Dominatrix

Shaking with fear from being exposed on WallStreetBets as a dominatrix, Janet Yellen, known as “Mommy Money” to her underground fans, came clean in a fiery press statement this morning.

“Yes the news is true,” Janet Yellen stated while pulling a black whip out of her back pocket and laying it on the podium. “I have lived a secret double life as a dominatrix known as Mommy Money to my loyal fans. I am quite famous in the underground New York sex industry with investment bankers and economists.”

Yellen was exposed Thursday afternoon when a leaked video was posted on WallStreetBets titled “Mommy Money Punishes Jerome Powell With Hyperinflating Whip”. In the video a naked Powell lies face down on a massage chair while Yellen is seen throwing stacks of hundred dollar bills at his naked behind while asking him who is your mommy.”

The video received over two million views and was trending on Twitter for over 16 hours.