Johnson & Johnson Blood Clot

The Johnson & Johnson is the hot topic of today’s news after the FDA & CDC recommended its vaccinations be paused following rare types of blood clots after vaccination reported in six different women as well as other side effects. While it is unclear if the J&J vaccine is directly responsible for these adverse reactions due to small sample size out of an ‘abundance of caution’ J&J is offering free baby powder as well as $15 gift cards to Dave & Busters to the women who suffered the blood clots.

In a handwritten note from J&J CEO Alex Gorsky given to the women that The Stonk Market has received exclusively Gorsky writes, “Sorry for your blood clots lol, should of gotten the Pfizer vaccine, feel better soon though XOXO Alex, don’t sue us plz.”