Kamala Harris Cocaine

Vice President Kamala Harris is under pressure from both younger, white, Republicans and Democrats who enjoy railing lines of blow after a busy day of not passing laws. Joe Biden, whose brain has rotted from years of cocaine use, often remembers coke is the one thing he hates the most in the brief moments of lucidity he has twice a week. The Stonk Market sources have learned Harris has gone as far to offer President Biden a blowjob to try to push for coke legalization to no prevail.