Local elite builds tower, neuschwanstein castle

ELITELAND – As civil unrest among the disenfranchised spreads across the entire country, many are wondering how the most elite members of society are surviving during these unprecedented times. It appears some elites have begun to take matters into their own hands, now that law enforcement has been shown to be ineffective against the germ ridden masses.

Chadford Whitmore VI, a local multi-billionaire and lifetime member of the elites explained, “I built a 7 mile high ivory tower on my 10,000 acre gated compound yesterday as a way to further separate myself from all that is wrong in this world. I have no desire to continue living in a world that gives equal opportunity and free speech to people that have less than a $5 billion net worth. I implore other elites to join me in this journey.”

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