Shocking the social media world, a lone man in white tee-shirt called Twitter, “the worst social media platform ever.”

“You can’t even have a theme song,” the lone man stated.  “If I were to design a social media platform it would at least have a theme song option.”

The lone man in the white tee-shirt went future to state how he would give all of his users the option to design their own page with HTML code for learning purposes.  He also said he would design the platform to be the wild wild west of the internet with no rules.

Facebook and Twitter plunged in afterhours to lows not seen since a week ago.  Several tech investors have reportedly jumped in front of their own self-driving Tesla vehicle.  Ross Gerber was seen Tweeting about how he sold Facebook and Twitter just minutes before the announcement.



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