After a rough week of constant red days last week, the market finally seems to be bouncing back after realizing inflation isn’t that bad and cash injections into the market are kinda cool. Leading economic mind and Berkshire Hathaway manager Charlie Munger said “Who gives a shit about inflation 1.9 trilly, still 1.9 trilly.”
The SPY index is currently up 1% pre market, leading those to believe the worst of the inflation fears are behind us and we can continue to buy OTM option calls and print more money for the average joe. GameStop has soared to record highs. The poverty rate has plummeted as everyone is about to receive a $1,400 check that should last them for one entire week.
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