Matt Gaetz Spirit Airlines

Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz has been in the spotlight for the wrong reasons, within the past week, after a bombshell New York Times report revealed he was under DOJ investigation for allegedly traveling with a 17 year old girl, and possibly having a sexual relationship with the girl. All of three people were shocked to hear this claim, but Representative Gaetz made a bizarre appearance on the Tucker Carlson show to explain.

“Tucker, I want to be very clear here, I did not have any relationship with a 17 year old girl, I was actually traveling with a 16 year old, wise beyond her years.” Gaetz said. “I am a generous partner, so yes I was paying for tickets for her to travel with me across the country via Spirit Airlines, helping better our great nation Tucker.” Gaetz added.

“I’m sorry, did you just say SPIRIT AIRLINES? Mr Gaetz? You call yourself a generous partner, yet you chose to fly this minor out on Spirit Airlines, perhaps this is the origin of the DOJ investigation, why not a more reliable airline like Delta or Southwest, Mr. Gaetz?”

“Tucker, I love supporting America, which is why I choose Spirit, it makes me feel the warm SPIRIT of America, nothing gets more American than that.” Gaetz said. Unfortunately Representative Gaetz, couldn’t respond to what was coming after that when Tucker caught him with his guard down and stated, “American Airlines, Mr. Gaetz, that is more American than Spirit.”