Pooh Shiesty Dogecoin

‘Back in Blood’ rapper Pooh Shiesty just announced on his Instagram he is now the proud owner of one billion Dogecoin with a cost average of ten cents. He said to his fans “AYE YALL GO RUN THIS SHIT UP, WHEN DOGE HIT $1 IM FINNA BE THE RICHEST RAPPER OUTTA MEMPHIS, IF DOGE HIT 50 CENTS IM FINNA DROP A NEW SONG LETS GOOOO.”

The Pooh is no stranger to investing, he became a self proclaimed millionaire after going long on Mexican jumping bean futures, netting him a near 4000% return after a shipment of the dancing beans was destroyed in transit by men in a black suburban playing his music at full blast.