Elon Musk Presidential Run

In light of the high poll numbers Matthew McConaughey is seeing in his bid for Texas Governor, billionaire business mogul, Elon Musk tweeted that he, “sees an opportunity to also leverage his celebrity for a political career focused primarily on graft and exploitation.”

In a press conference, he briefly outlined a platform based on tremendous government spending on space exploration, alternative electricity generation and an end of poverty through the use of cryptocurrency and self-driving cars. Reporters asked how crypto and EVs help the poor and Musk responded that, “with sufficient government spending they can all be put to work digging tunnels in Las Vegas and searching decommissioned mines for overlooked Lithium deposits and the rest of them will be put to use on experimental space flights to Mars.”