Like a real-life Robocop gone badly, Tesla announced a partnership to put its advanced AI technology into service to the highest bidder in humanoid form. With billions captured as they overran fleeing American and Afghani soldiers coupled with billions from the poppy trade, the Taliban has found itself with eyes on tech investing to slaughter millions.
“We feel that with our entry into the tech space, we can create a number of fascinating synergies not thought of before,” Ahmed Karzia told Al Jazeera over zoom yesterday. “Very few people have realized the slaughter potential of AI, internet 3.0 and the metaverse; all of which will really change lives around here. These Tesla bots can’t rape, but they kill infidels just great!”
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