Nancy Pelosi

Legendary Wall Street inside trader, better known for her day job as a congresswoman, Nancy Pelosi has made yet another big bet banking $25,000,000 into stock options on “CUMBOT Analytica” a sex toy company that makes “smart sex toys” powered by artificial intelligence.

“What separates Cumbot from other sex toys aimed at straight men is the use of AI, our smart cumbots are fully life like and obey all commands. You can configure your dream girl’s personality, or you can select filters that emulate the personality of popular celebrities, for example Kim Kardashian. Cumbots offer a safe service for men to take out there sexual abuse/frustration on.”

While Pelosi often does not comment on her investments she tweeted “Cumbot is incredibly great, this type of technology is what keeps a rapist off the streets.”