OSLO, Norway – The Norwegian government announced its insolvency after the nation’s 1.2T oil fund that is a source of their major economic backbone was gone after it had been liquidated to buy weekly ContextLogic (“WISH”) calls that blew up after earnings.

Many members of Norway’s Treasury Department could only sit and cry as reporters asked questions about whose brilliant idea it was to liquidate contracts to the nation’s oil fund to buy weekly call options on a shit stock pumped by Wallstreetbets.