• Home
  • Business
    • Aerospace
    • Biotech
    • ESG
    • Real Estate
    • Retirement
  • Investing
    • Hedge Funds
    • Investor Presentations
    • Quantitative Investing
    • Technical Analysis
    • Tesla
  • Macroeconomics
    • Central Banks
    • China
    • Gold
    • Politics
  • Stocks
  • Politics
  • Real Estate
  • Energy
    • Oil and gas
  • The Stonk Market Newsletter
  • Advertise
Sign in
Welcome!Log into your account
Forgot your password?
Password recovery
Recover your password
Search
  • Home
  • Business
    • AllAerospaceBiotechESGReal EstateRetirement
      Jeffrey Epstein Doll

      Hasbro Launches Jeffrey Epstein Doll In Attempt To Not Alienate Billionaire…

      Melvin Capital Looting Shooting

      Melvin Capital CEO Gabriel Plotkin Declares To GameStop Investors “When The…

      Elon Musk SEC

      Elon Musk Starts New “Hidden” Twitter Profile To Hide From The…

      Trump Tax Documents

      Trump Tax Documents Turned Over to Manhattan D.A. Office: Cuomo Staffer…

  • Investing
    • AllHedge FundsInvestor PresentationsQuantitative InvestingTechnical AnalysisTesla
      Google AI

      Google Fires Third AI Ethics Researcher, CEO States “Developing Military-Grade AI…

      Mars GameStop

      Mars Rover discovers abandoned GameStop stock price landing site

      InvesCocaine

      InvesCocaine ETF $BLOW to go public this Monday

      Warren Buffett Value Investing

      Warren Buffett Gets Cured From Degenerate Value Investing Syndrome

  • Macroeconomics
    • AllCentral BanksChinaGoldPolitics
      Peter Schiff Bobby Shmurda

      Peter Schiff Finally Has Bullish Outlook On Market After The Release…

      Powell Inflation

      Powell’s dismissal of inflation fears drowned-out by sound of money printers…

      Bureau of Labor Statistics Inflation

      Bureau of Labor Statistics Forgets to Update Spreadsheet for Last Five…

      15 Dogecoin

      Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders release joint statement pushing for 15…

  • Stocks
    • Mars GameStop

      Mars Rover discovers abandoned GameStop stock price landing site

      Investors Panic

      Investors Panic as Markets Collapse to Levels Not Seen in Over…

      InvesCocaine

      InvesCocaine ETF $BLOW to go public this Monday

      General Electric

      General Electric Erects Mysterious Metallic Monolith On Top Of Factory In…

      Pinterest

      Pinterest Slapped With False Advertising Suit From FTC Alleging The “Time…

  • Politics
  • Real Estate
  • Energy
    • AllOil and gas
      Hunter Biden Sex Tape

      Hunter Biden Uses Department Of Energy Funds To Pay Gambling Debts,…

      Texans winter

      Texans forced to flair their personal oil wells to stay warm…

      oil gulf of mexico

      Oil majors sink on news of 50,000 ton water spill in…

      energy investors

      Where Are They Now? All The Long Only Energy Investors Who…

  • The Stonk Market Newsletter
  • Advertise
Sign in
Welcome! Log into your account
Forgot your password? Get help
Password recovery
Recover your password
A password will be e-mailed to you.
The Stonk Market
  • Home
  • Business
    • AllAerospaceBiotechESGReal EstateRetirement
      Jeffrey Epstein Doll

      Hasbro Launches Jeffrey Epstein Doll In Attempt To Not Alienate Billionaire…

      Melvin Capital Looting Shooting

      Melvin Capital CEO Gabriel Plotkin Declares To GameStop Investors “When The…

      Elon Musk SEC

      Elon Musk Starts New “Hidden” Twitter Profile To Hide From The…

      Trump Tax Documents

      Trump Tax Documents Turned Over to Manhattan D.A. Office: Cuomo Staffer…

  • Investing
    • AllHedge FundsInvestor PresentationsQuantitative InvestingTechnical AnalysisTesla
      Google AI

      Google Fires Third AI Ethics Researcher, CEO States “Developing Military-Grade AI…

      Mars GameStop

      Mars Rover discovers abandoned GameStop stock price landing site

      InvesCocaine

      InvesCocaine ETF $BLOW to go public this Monday

      Warren Buffett Value Investing

      Warren Buffett Gets Cured From Degenerate Value Investing Syndrome

  • Macroeconomics
    • AllCentral BanksChinaGoldPolitics
      Peter Schiff Bobby Shmurda

      Peter Schiff Finally Has Bullish Outlook On Market After The Release…

      Powell Inflation

      Powell’s dismissal of inflation fears drowned-out by sound of money printers…

      Bureau of Labor Statistics Inflation

      Bureau of Labor Statistics Forgets to Update Spreadsheet for Last Five…

      15 Dogecoin

      Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders release joint statement pushing for 15…

  • Stocks
    • Mars GameStop

      Mars Rover discovers abandoned GameStop stock price landing site

      Investors Panic

      Investors Panic as Markets Collapse to Levels Not Seen in Over…

      InvesCocaine

      InvesCocaine ETF $BLOW to go public this Monday

      General Electric

      General Electric Erects Mysterious Metallic Monolith On Top Of Factory In…

      Pinterest

      Pinterest Slapped With False Advertising Suit From FTC Alleging The “Time…

  • Politics
  • Real Estate
  • Energy
    • AllOil and gas
      Hunter Biden Sex Tape

      Hunter Biden Uses Department Of Energy Funds To Pay Gambling Debts,…

      Texans winter

      Texans forced to flair their personal oil wells to stay warm…

      oil gulf of mexico

      Oil majors sink on news of 50,000 ton water spill in…

      energy investors

      Where Are They Now? All The Long Only Energy Investors Who…

  • The Stonk Market Newsletter
  • Advertise
Home Energy Oxy’s second internal email to employees emerges
  • Energy
  • Oil and gas

Oxy’s second internal email to employees emerges

By
Eloise Williams
-
May 13, 2020
0
Facebook
Twitter
Pinterest
Linkedin
Email
    Oil well
    Source: jp26jp (pixabay.com)

    HOUSTON, TX – As details surface over Occidental Petroleum’s plan to reduce headcount and cut costs via their innovative Silent Auction style resignation program , a second internal email has emerged that sheds light on how departing employees will be compensated by the oil giant. In an email to the Occidental Compensation Committee, CEO Vicki Hollub proposed:

    Y’all,

    In lieu of cash compensation, employees can redeem their ‘compensation credits’ for any mix of the following:

    • 4.2% 2048-03 Corporate Bond (Issued to Employee at Par Value).
    • Donations, in the employees name, to any local Houston or Denver area charity.
    • OXY $90 Call 1/15/21 Option Contracts.
    • June 2020 WTI Futures Contracts (Storage arrangements obviously not included).
    • Signed documents, by myself, of Occidental’s historic acquisition of Anadarko Petroleum (I can add inscriptions – for example #StillShePersisted or #EnergyLoudEnergyProud – for an additional compensation credit).
    • Skip The Line!” TM. A Disneyland inspired program that lets the employee bypass long wait times in signing up for and accessing much needed government benefit programs.
    • Anadarko Petroleum XXL T-Shirts from prior year United Way events that we have in storage.

    Further, each employee will be given a ticket and entered into a raffle. 10 lucky winners will receive shares Occidental Petroleum Common Stock (once famously, and briefly, held by The Oracle of Omaha – Warren Buffet). The grand prize winner will get to wrap their hand in tape and stick it in a jar filled with a mix of $1’s, $5, $10, and even a $100 dollar bill! Wow!

    All outstanding accrued time off can be abandoned or donated to Occidental, which will use the money to plant trees in its inspiring effort to become carbon neutral by 2026.

    Let me know your thoughts!

    #WeAreOxy,

    Vicki

    This is a developing story. Please check back for further updates.

    Written by Sardonic Observer

    Do you want to become a Stonk Market Genius? Do you want a higher IQ? Do you want the ability to pick up chicks from random bars just by mentioning how fast you can build a DCF Model? If you answer yes to any of these, consider giving your email to me! In just a few clicks your IQ will rise by 7,000 basis points, chicks will start messaging you back and you will officially become a coveted Stonk Market Genius.

    By clicking submit, you agree to share your email address with the site owner and Mailchimp to receive marketing, updates, and other emails from the site owner. Use the unsubscribe link in those emails to opt out at any time.

    Processing…
    Success! You're on the list.
    Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again.



    Facebook
    Twitter
    Pinterest
    Linkedin
    Email
      Eloise Williams

      RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR

      Hunter Biden Sex Tape

      Hunter Biden Uses Department Of Energy Funds To Pay Gambling Debts, Texas Freezes

      Texans winter

      Texans forced to flair their personal oil wells to stay warm battling unprecedented winter weather

      oil gulf of mexico

      Oil majors sink on news of 50,000 ton water spill in the Gulf of Mexico

      energy investors

      Where Are They Now? All The Long Only Energy Investors Who Blew Their Fund Up

      Secede from union

      U.S. Oil States Secede From Union To Join OPEC

      Kinder Morgan

      Kinder Morgan Bulldozes Through 10,000 Acres Of Indigenous Land To Celebrate Columbus Day

      Recent Posts

      • Hasbro Launches Jeffrey Epstein Doll In Attempt To Not Alienate Billionaire Pedophile Demographic
      • Melvin Capital CEO Gabriel Plotkin Declares To GameStop Investors “When The Looting Starts, The Shooting Starts!”
      • Elon Musk Starts New “Hidden” Twitter Profile To Hide From The SEC
      • Trump Tax Documents Turned Over to Manhattan D.A. Office: Cuomo Staffer Alleged to have Intercepted Transfer
      • Melvin Capital Cancels Quarterly Cocaine & Hookers Party As GameStop Makes Comeback In February
      Become a Patron!
      TheStonkMarket.com is a financial satire site. The site provides unique coverage on the financial industry, stocks, hedge funds and global markets. Mission: To provide daily humor and make stonks go up. We are currently looking for content creators who have an interest in financial humor. Please reach out if you have an interest.
      Contact us: eloisewilliams@thestonkmarket.com

      POPULAR POSTS

      Elementary School

      Elementary school forced to take possession of ten million barrels of...

      April 20, 2020
      airplane over water

      Man starts airplane company last week: expecting $10 million bailout from...

      March 17, 2020
      Florida Man

      Florida man loses life savings on Luckin Coffee: pours scalding coffee...

      April 8, 2020

      Terms of use

      POPULAR CATEGORY

      • Business474
      • Investing196
      • Stocks80
      • Macroeconomics78
      • Energy76
      • Politics52
      • Oil and gas49
      • Central Banks39
      • Cryptocurrency33

      Privacy Policy Terms of use

      • Terms And Conditions
      • Privacy Policy
      © The Latest News - Privacy Policy

      Do you want to become a Stonk Market Genius? Do you want a higher IQ? Do you want the ability to pick up chicks from random bars just by mentioning how fast you can build a DCF Model? If you answer yes to any of these, consider giving your email to me! In just a few clicks your IQ will rise by 7,000 basis points, chicks will start messaging you back and you will officially become a coveted Stonk Market Genius.



      ×