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John W.B. Rich Announces Hostile Takeover of Wendy’s

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Acting in his usual corpulent self interest, the husky John W.B. Rich announced a hostile...
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Kim Jong-un Launches Deep Value Micro-Cap Fund

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NORTH KOREA - Breaking from his usual authoritative leadership, Supreme leader Kim Jong-un announced this...
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Renowned Short Seller Executed By Federal Reserve

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THE GRAVEYARD - Renowned short seller Andrew Left was executed by the Federal Reserve this...
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Will Meade Shorts Bitcoin, Dies

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Still dumbfounded from the unprecedented rise of Dave Portnoy, Will Meade attempted to short bitcoin...
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3 Reasons Your Daughter Should Marry A Hedge Fund Manager

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Every suburban Connecticut dad has three dreams for his family: have his sons accepted to...

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Opinion: Make The United States O&G Complex Pay For Reparations

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Social Justice Warriors unite! I have found the solution to the ever-relevant issue of economic inequality. For decades, politicians have been demanding reparations for...
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Portnoy Shorts Natural Gas Futures To Spite Buffett

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After seeing the news that Buffett, Oracle of Nursing Homes, purchased Dominion Energy’s natural gas storage for $10 Billion, day trading legend Dave Portnoy...
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Dave Portnoy Destroys Oil Barons with 🚀 Astronomic 🚀 First Well

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In a move only accomplishable by the most winning winner of the winners, Dave Portnoy goes YOLO on a South Texas Oil Well and...
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Engineers and Declining Fertility: The Obvious Connection

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We live in a world of endless corporate growth. Where every CEO strives for the Sisyphean task of ever-increasing profits and stock value. Unless...
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Chesapeake’s Poison Pill doesn’t go quite as planned

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Several weeks ago, The Stonk Market revealed that the Chesapeake Energy decision to implement a poison pill was largely a gesture to help Robinhood...

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President Trump Tours Neighborhoods Hit Hardest by Stock Market Crash

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President Trump flew to New York on Monday to begin a one-week tour of the neighborhoods in America most affected by the stock market...

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