WASHINGTON D.C. — President Biden’s staff according to rumors have been locked in there office until they propose an idea to boost Biden’s tanking approval ratings, however according to reports they have reached a stalemate. The two most popular ideas that include starting a war, and legalizing marijuana federally have mixed support.
“Starting a war with some random African nation would be over quick, but would rally America behind Joe.” one staffer allegedly said.
“No no, that’s too much work, legalizing pot would secure Gen Z votes. Not to much easier,” Another staffer added.