CDC Masks

After a thorough investigation by The Stonk Market, we were able to uncover public documentation through the freedom of information act, that several board members of the CDC went long on publicly traded mask manufacturing companies before issuing new guidance on mask-wearing as a result of COVID Delta variant.

After uncovering this information several of our writers were threatened to be injected with ‘super-aids’ if we uncovered this information. However, at The Stonk Market cutting-edge reporting is our forte and we will never allow such threats to censor us. After being threatened with super-aids we dug deeper and found several members of the CDC board of directors purchase call options on mask manufacturers to greatly increase the money they would make as a result.