Nancy Pelosi SPAC

Nancy Pelosi, the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, came under fire this week for delivering a strikingly bad speech after Derek Chauvin murder verdict was announced. Pelosi elected to thank Floyd for ‘sacrificing his life for justice.’ A bizarre set of words considering a sacrifice implies he had a choice.

It is hard to believe that her speech made it through quality control. Multiple people read through and gave her the green light. A frightening state of affairs going on within the Democratic Party lines.

Shockingly, her abortion of a speech was somehow not the most controversial issue of the week for Pelosi, but rather the amazing discovery that Reddit User $DT_45$ posted about. The anonymous user claims he or she has proof that Pelosi had slid into Kyle Rittenhouse’s DMs at 2:14 a.m. the preceding Sunday morning.

$DT_45$ alleges her message was concise and directive. It read, “WYD ?? ??

While it remains unconfirmed that Pelosi sent such a message, it would not come as a huge surprise. She is married, but multiple reports have confirmed she hasn’t orgasmed from traditional intercourse in years. The masochistic narcissist quite literally needs hundreds of thousands of people screaming at her in unison to cum.

It is unfortunate that the American people need to put up with having a leader like Pelosi, but at least they can take some solace in the fact that she was the only asshole who got off this week.