SEC servers destroyed in the foggy descent and explosion of the SpaceX SN11 test launch today housed files on Musk’s allegedly illegal tweeting activity over the last ten years. “We’re doing searches for our Investigations into Musk’s market moving tweets, but they all seem to have been eviscerated in the off-target explosion.“
Twitter is aflame with further conspiracy theories alleging that the Clinton email server was also destroyed by the errant rocket. “These unsubstantiated attacks on the Clinton family must stop, a representative of the Clinton’s said following the crash, but was later seen with a thumbs and and big smile in her follow up CNN interview.
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