Stocks should only go up. If they only went up we would all be rich. A great way to make stocks continue to go up is if we make the Federal Reserve lower interest rates 10% every time the stocks drop 1%. Not only would we all be rich but we would all be happy because money = happiness.  Donald Trump would also like this because he likes lower interest rates. This must happen! Please sign this petition so we can all start becoming rich and not poor (dumb).

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