Southwest Democrats

Leaked internal documents from Southwest Airlines have revealed the company is desperate to hire new, liberal pilots after dozens of the company’s pilots are going on strike in protest against vaccine mandates. Unnamed high ranking officials in the companies’ HR department are looking to offer six figure signing bonuses to pilots who are registered democrats, thus more likely to be vaccinated and comply with mandates.

Many of Southwest’s current pilots have expressed outrage at the news, some who have been flying for Southwest for decades have never seen a promotion or bonus anywhere near the current figures being offered simply for voting a certain way.