Feeling frustrated over the recent stock sell off, Mark DeAngelo, 43, said, “its all Biden’s fault.” Mark has been an investor in the markets over the past six years. “If that darn Biden would just tweet about the massive stock market gains the stock market would be up and not down,” Mark said, visibly frustrated.
“But instead Biden has decided to drop democratic bombs on a foreign country that I didn’t even know existed. If he would just focus his efforts on pumping the stock market that would be so much more American.”
A survey suggest that 75% of Americans feel the same way as Mark. “Biden needs to tweet about the massive stock market gains at least a few times per day,” Cindy Lewis, 34, stated. “It is his presidential duty to pump the stock market for all 409k holders.”