Happy Friday! It’s The Stonk Market’s resident degenerate, Big Tits Trader, with another hard hitting deep dive interview. Today we’re speaking with the beautiful Hallie Rhodes, coming to you from across the pond in the UK. You can find her on Twitter at @itshallierhodes and at her Premium Only Fans.
1. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Joe Biden?
Kill Donald Trump no questions asked. Probably fuck BoJo cos, then I’d never have to associate myself with him ever again and marry Joe Biden.
2. Would you rather be paid in Bitcoin or gold?
Bitcoin, everything will be digital one day.
3. What’s the weirdest request you’ve gotten from one of your OnlyFans subscribers?
Someone wanted me to pretend he was a bug and I was going to crush him. That was bizarre. I said no thank you.
4. Why should Americans spend their next stimulus check on your OnlyFans?
Well, my OnlyFans is currently $3 and I’m a straight up SLUT… you don’t have anything to lose, I’ll take you on a wild ride. Nothing turns me on more than knowing I’m turning on other people… You get to cum, and so do I.
That was a trick question Hallie, there will be no second stimulus. Thanks a lot, Obama.