I’m gonna be real with you guys.  I’m sexually turned on by Space Karen.  She is absolutely beautiful.  A Goddess of the sky.

I can imagine her saying “I want to speak with your leader” while throwing her bangs back like the bad girl she is.

Oh man….

General Karen reporting for duty.  Or we see a wild Karenova approaching.


I wouldn’t mind speaking to Space Karen’s Uranus.

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