It has been a well know fact that Dale B. Jackman is a absolute madman. He just showed the Stonk’s staff his hog. It was massive.

One staff member described his piglet to be the size of the moon. Many women screamed and passed out from the size of this hog.

After Mr. Jackman put his hog away there was a look of shock in the office. The boss came out and said “Dale, you got a huge hog. Your hog is so big it dwarfs all other hogs in comparison”. Dale smiled and they gave him the raise he deserved.