Robinhood Hands

Eric, 23, who works at the local Cranberry shop in Otsego, Michigan, and has begun trading on Robinhood on January 3rd, has seen his hand size almost double in just one month “I have been working for years to grow the muscles in my hands so girls would look at me and couldn’t figure out why it didn’t work. But now since I stared trading on Robinhood the magic happened so quickly, and I couldn’t be happier.”

But not everyone is as happy as Eric; many users complain that they can’t use their touch screen anymore since they will always press at least three letters at once; one user who spoke to us under the condition of anonymity said, “I feel bad for Philip Morris, My cigarettes are just getting crushed by my fingers.”

It is not clear yet what this means for Robinhood as a platform, especially since they have plans for an IPO this year.