Elon Musk Death Education

In a news shattering event to the bitcoin world, Elon Musk tweeted today that Tesla will stop taking bitcoin because Elon lost Tesla’s wallet keys.

“We have suspended all bitcoin transactions. We are concerned about the rapidly increasing use of fossil fuels for bitcoin mining and transactions, especially coal, which has the worst emissions of any fuel. I also lost Tesla’s bitcoin wallet keys last weekend when I was high on peyote with Grimes.”

Bitcoin fell to levels not seen since last month.

Since the announcement Pomp has been frantically tweeting to his followers. “OMG, OMG, OMG what do,” one tweet went.

To capitalize on the bitcoin fallout, Pomp’s most loyal followers have set up a betting market on when Pomp will fling himself off his balcony. One user, @pompswifeisamilf, bet $25,000 dogecoin that he would fling himself off tonight.